Government green lights controversial initiative to tackle shortfall in nurses: project sissy.
At a meeting of the government’s health agency, the nation’s leading psychiatrist, Doctor Kenneth Azzan, made an unexpected suggestion to address nursing shortages: to bring back traditional nurse’s uniforms and hire feminized sissies.
“Based on my clinical experience with so called ‘sissy’ patients…not only would they be unable to resist the sexy uniform (with mandatory wearing of stockings) but if the government threw in a course of hormones and surgeries… they’d sign up in droves.”
Project sissy rests on five proposals…
- The sissy will legally change their name.
- They will choose from a selection of uniforms.
- They will take feminizing hormones.
- They will have breast augmentation surgery.
The reason the project is controversial is it’s unintended consequences: the first is that sissies posting photos on social media have caused more men to come and see their doctor, often for fictitious reasons. This drains resources.
Secondly, the randy sissies, fired up by their hormones, boobs and sexy uniforms, can’t keep their hands off the male patients. As this secretly filmed video shows, these hot new medics are insatiable.
However, despite these disadvantages, the government health dept. has gained so many recruits that it’s committed to continuing the program.
Interested in joining up? Have a look at the uniform catalogue and choose a style.